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by Broken Puppy

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1.
Apollo Lounge 01:05
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When I was 12 I told him Stop When I was 43 you told me Stop Keep the family together Keep the family together Stop
2.
Dead Eyes 03:30
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Your beautiful eyes come alive until they look at me Everyone says of course it’s cause you’re family But nobody gets to choose their genealogy But you can un-choo-choo-choose me Dead eyes Neither me or you will ever see through your dead eyes again Neither you or I will see through my dead eyes again Nothing to be done when you’re out of fun dead eyes again Nothing to be said when the lights go dead Dead eyes dead eyes again Cause love is an action and sometimes there is no action Just dead eyes I try to catch your tears inside my floppy hat I run around the crowded streets pretending that I’ve got half a chance To not fall on my ass the clouds so very vast this storm may never pass Because I failed I failed I failed And now the sad is all over me Running down my back filling every single crack with bad Fighting traffic back to the safety of your danger pad Who’s gonna host my morose little song and dance Whatcha gonna do with no audience Is it you? No you’re gonna pull through Is it me? No one day I’m gonna see That there’s no we there won’t ever be a we whee I’m so so so so so so so sorry Dead eyes again dead eyes dead eyes Nothing to be said when the lights go dead Again Dead eyes
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Curly Fries 03:24
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We had our pizza and a quarter hit of speed and a hit of 2CB We’re at the Sunday Social and it starts to hop And we’re out blessing the flock We can’t come down we’re making the rounds And all our friends have swirly eyes CURLY FRIES My magic orange juice is doing funny things And we’re blowing pot in rings The floor is morphing swimming in a rhythmic heave And I think it’s time to leave The painting moves we can’t find the groove So late to bed and early rise CURLY FRIES Air? Water? Food? Are we in the mood? She can’t decide but surely tries CURLY FRIES Here’s a Hooters menu EATIN’ CURLY FRIES Just like all these men do EATIN’ CURLY FRIES Why are colors swirling? EATIN’ CURLY FRIES Pissing shitting hurling EATIN’ CURLY FRIES The jerkoff jocks are rockin’ in their knockoff crocs Polish off your tater tots My stomach’s tense my jaw is clenched the waitress passed And I’m staring at her ass We’re outta there good tip for the stare I’m murmuring in surly sighs CURLY FRIES Our landing’s soft crawl back to the loft No burly guys or girly spies or CURLY FRIES
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Haygood Hardee 03:45
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Haygood Hardee is at my party I wish he’d go away He cast his lot in with Mikey Rotten I thought that he was gay Gayle Garnett and Terry Jax are necking by the door Looba’s drinking from the pitcher, Murray’s on Murray’s on the floor Oh the irony oh the irony cause there’s me Brucie bursts in and starts his sermon like he’s on the tube Gord and Gordon just ignore him working on a doob Mistress Mitchell unofficial lord of the domain Tangos by with hatless Ivan Play that song play that song again Oh the irony oh the irony cause there’s me Oh the i, oh the i, oh the i, oh the irony Michael Reeno he’s in the vino he makes old SOCAN pay And there goes Haygood He makes his way good when Palin starts to play Queen Celine is turning green she’ll have one gibson more Devoid Foster thought he lost her She’s with Murray down there on the floor Oh the irony oh the irony oh the irony cause there’s me
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She's A Stoner 05:20
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She’s a writer she’s right there in the paper I wouldn’t wanna fight her I don’t think I could take her And I just wanna be with her be with her be with her be with her Till it’s time to take the bus back home I wanna get to know her, she’s a stoner She’s a mover She’s been around the planet I thought I would seduce her but she made me can it And I just wanna talk to her talk to her talk to her talk to her Till I don’t know what I’m talking for I wanna get to know her, she’s a stoner On her head I put a little halo even though I know that that’s a no-no In just one year she’s going back to Soho oh I wanna get to know her, she’s a stoner She’s the greatest she gets all touchy-feely She said she broke up with her boyfriend I said “oh really” And I just wanna look at her look at her look at her look at her Till I know for sure she’s flesh and bone I wanna get to know her, she’s a stoner She’s a looker She looked right in my journal When she got to the part about her I beat it to the urinal But I just wanna be with her be with her be with her be with her Even if my filthy thoughts are known I wanna take her home and get her stoned On her head I put a little halo even though I know that that’s a no-no In just one year she’s going back to Soho oh I wanna get to know her, she’s a stoner
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Pictures of Babies 02:02
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Show me your pictures of babies Nannying day with a camera display Looking at pictures of babies Here or at home with your cellular phone When you see your babies your eyeballs shine so brightly Next time they come invite me So many pictures of babies Playing around as they roll on the ground Gimme more pictures of babies They’re doing a dance and they’re pooing their pants 
Your precious babies get taken away so often But you don’t get hard you soften Babies babies babies babies babies babies Master of pictures of babies Open your door and show me some more More of your pictures of babies Making a mess or in states of undress Please
7.
Power 02:37
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The one that’s in pain has the power I want the power And then we all come falling down
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Hit Me Back 03:26
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If I start hitting on you girl THEN HIT ME BACK! Every compliment turns into an attack If I start sassing at you girl THEN SASS BACK! If I start skipping just you pull the needle back Don’t throw me overboard cause I’m your overlord I WON’T QUIT! WON’T EVER QUIT! I DESERVE I DESERVE EVERY BIT OF IT! Oh come on girl give me a kiss How can this maneuver miss? Come on come on come on come on tell me how If I start cutting you up girl THEN CUT ME OUT! Give no explanation what it’s all about If I start grabbing the wheel girl THEN PULL IT OVER! Stick my thumb out leave me standing on the shoulder I’m a sad and lonely soul I’ve got no self control but CONTROL YOU THAT I CAN DO! SWEET CONTROL! COMPLETE CONTROL TOO! YAHOO! I’m getting pretty sick of this staring into the abyss Come on come on come on come on pull me out If I try to butter you up girl THEN YOU CAN JAM ME! Got some walking papers here that you can hand me If I start making a scene girl THEN YOU CAN EXIT! If I beg you for some goodbye then you can text it If I start hitting on you girl THEN HIT ME BACK! If you start hitting the wall girl THEN HIT ME BACK! I can take it thank you ma’am I needed that If I ask you out for a bite girl THEN YOU CAN EAT ME! Very well then girl you sure know how to treat me 
If I start dogging your ass again YOU BETTER KISS MINE! I’m a loser so I get it all the time If I start giving you shit girl THEN FLUSH THE TOILET! This is my plot and only you can foil it
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All Out 02:43
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When I’m out I’m gonna be all out And when I’m down I’m gonna get get down You asked why you always fell for the most wounded guy in the room For two years longer we hung on but that probably signalled our doom When I’m out I’m gonna be all out And when I’m down I’m gonna get get down By now you must want to send me to hell and never come back A hundred horrors to end me I’m already on the right track Lean on the scene somebody intervene it’s a relapse just a relapse Lean on the scene till everybody’s mean Somebody gonna bop me in the bean When I’m out I’m gonna be flat out And when I’m down I’m gonna get get down Lean on the scene somebody intervene it’s a relapse just a relapse Lean on the scene till everybody’s mean Palooka tryna punch me in the peen When I’m out I’m gonna be all out And when I’m down I’m gonna get get down I live so close to the city it’s right outside my front door The people there are so pretty but I don’t go there any more
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Nice 05:26
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Nice. You told me “you’re nice.” I had to think twice this afternoon. Nice. You said “You’re nice.” That’s so nice I want to thank you. Cause when I’m not I’m tied in a knot. You’ve had a bad lot and then I’m just another one. Darling please cure my disease like you did with ease in the movie. Nice. You told me so. You didn’t know what you were in for. Doom in your room while I exhumed my bloody childhood. 
Let me stay here today stay in this place and not another one. And if you’re done with holding on just truly gone I will remember. If I could hold on to the words then it’s like holding on to you Nice all that I want all that I want to be nice I love you love you love you love you
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Facebook Friend 04:20
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Oh I’m suffering now got it down to an art I’m flirting and I’m hurting till I can’t tell them apart Thought we knew each other but it’s all in our head Two comic book steamrollers with no asphalt to spread Just turf to defend cyber war without end You turn away when you tell me I love you And you use one arm when I move in to hug you You write but don’t send you’re my Facebook friend Those long hearty laughs have turned into chuckles From long walks to crossed legs from fingers to knuckles Uncurl them for me you identity thief You’re a country girl now and country people don’t care No they’ll shut you out and cut you out like you’re not even there You don’t have to sweat it though you’re gonna fit in Keep swatting any bug who dares get under your skin And I can’t compete with emotional DEET You turn away when you tell me I love you And you use one arm when I move in to hug you You write but don’t send you’re my Facebook friend Those long hearty laughs have turned into chuckles From long walks to crossed legs from fingers to knuckles Uncurl them for me you identity thief Oh you say that there’s no hurry then you hand me my hat But you don’t need to worry there’s a theory for that If I take up too much space I’m out on my ear But if I get much smaller I might just disappear Now I’m walking away see you someday (Or not) You turn away when you tell me I love you And you use one arm when I move in to hug you You write but don’t send you’re my Facebook friend Those long hearty laughs have turned into chuckles From long walks to crossed legs from fingers to knuckles Uncurl them for me you identity thief
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Staring at a Flower 03:08
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My knapsack rattles around inside the hatchback Soon in the back I’ll have a catnap And I’ll have 27,000 km there behind me Campsite each night is different than the last night Oh god I didn’t read the map right so now I’ll go ignite a fire For the rescue crew to find me yeah Take me to the scene of the crime take me where the sun doesn’t shine Love you for your mind I’m staring at a flower with a girl it’s her and me and it against the world The trees and leaves and branches start to swirl I’m staring at a flower with a girl Let’s go hey I’ve been tripping on the techno Is there a morning after heck no I just keep going going going Till my brain has turned to something soft and slimy Big fun I’m getting outta here to get some And now you’re telling me you can’t come? Oh don’t be dumba-dumba-dumb Cause it’s time to go to Bernie’s for a party yeah Did I hatch some idiot scheme? Did I make a terrible scene? Did we reconvene? I’m staring at a flower with a friend I’m hoping that this moment never ends I guess it maybe won’t but it depends I’m staring at a flower with a friend I sass back cause I’m not welcome in your ass crack What kind of asshat acts out like that Falling down flat a dirty rat But at least I didn’t bring my dirty laundry heh I forget my line I’m staring at a flower with a beer my conscience and my sinuses are clear I’m falling with nobody there to hear I’m staring at a flower with a beer And that’s that
13.
Kaiju's Yellow Raincoat 03:19
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It’s hanging by the door I left it there before the dirty deed went down and ever since it’s hung around The clouds have opened wide I have to go outside It’s black on the inside Just one more metaphor for you and I Oo-ee time to let it be and walk a mile in Kaiju’s yellow raincoat I try it on for size it fits to my surprise Can’t rock it like she rocks but she could rock a dirty sock I tried to give it back you said it’s mine that’s that The sweetest things you do but when you say you’re not OK it’s true Oo-ee best to let it be and walk a mile in Kaiju’s yellow raincoat I wish that you were here to see me in your gear But as of now you’re not and that’s a lot less pleasant thought The coat hung up again I soak out in the rain And hope another year will let the ghost of your love hover clear Oo-ee then I’ll let it be and walk a mile in Kaiju’s yellow raincoat Oo-ee then I will be free to walk a mile in Kaiju’s yellow raincoat

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released January 17, 2018

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Broken Puppy are a Toronto-based power pop band.

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